OFF THE RECORD:
1-Hour for mental and emotional offload
A lighthearted, confidential Zoom/WhatsApp space to dump your secrets, heavy thoughts, and life chaos. No judgment, no professional mask, no rigid action plans.
Just an honest, caring stranger with a healthy sense of humor to help you blow the heaviness away.
You Desperately Need To Vent
Right now, you are probably carrying something incredibly heavy.
Maybe your life changed in a single afternoon due to a sudden, messy divorce. Maybe you are deeply grieving a loved pet, but the world expects you to just "move on." Or maybe you are choking on the secret of a financial blunder or a scam, feeling too foolish to tell the people you love.
And on top of that, you are forcing yourself to hold it all together because you are supposed to be the strong one. Everyone is counting on you, so you filter your emotions and lock your pain inside your body.
You need to get these thoughts out of your head before they drive you crazy.
Welcome To OFF THE RECORD
A premium, 1-hour private meeting on Zoom where you can speak the absolute, unvarnished truth about your life to a complete stranger across the globe.
Like a person that you meet on a train, and will never see again.
You can cry, vent, or unpack a disaster. We are not here to judge you, lecture you, or hand you unsolicited advice.
We will take your secrets seriously, but we won't let them crush you.
We will call things by their names, strip away the dramatic weight, and might even respectfully laugh at how ridiculous and chaotic life can get.
Is This For You? The 60-Second Self-Check
If you find yourself nodding along to two or more of these, you are ready for a reset
What You Can Expect After Our Hour:
Shift 01
More lightness and openness in your heart
A physical sensation of relief, as if you’ve finally dropped a heavy backpack you’ve been carrying alone for months or years.
Shift 02
A compassionate reality check
Clearer understanding of your situation. No clinical analysis or toxic positivity—just a sharp, honest, and steady perspective to help you see the truth of where you are.
Shift 03
Letting go of self-shame and guilt
Realizing that your choices, mistakes, or "strangeness" don't make you broken. You are simply human, navigating a chaotic world.
Shift 04
Nervous system grounding
Leaving the call with a slower heart rate and a calmer mind, remembering that you are not the temporary storm raging around you—you are the vast, untouchable sky.
Shift 05
A clean mental slate
The cognitive and emotional freedom to finally stop running scenarios in your head, so you can sleep peacefully through the night.
Shift 06
A safe zone to drop the "invincible" mask
You can finally stop performing strength, express your vulnerability, and realize that dropping the mask doesn’t destroy you—it sets you free.
How Does It Work? The Power Of Co-regulation
It's not magic, it's biology.
When you are trapped in shame, grief, or the shock of a sudden life transition, your nervous system is stuck in survival mode. You cannot think clearly because your body feels unsafe.
As trauma-informed practitioners, we dedicate 2 to 3 hours every single day to somatic work, EFT tapping, and deep meditation, ensuring our own nervous systems are highly regulated, anchored, and clear.
Human design and biology prove that when a chaotic nervous system enters the field of a deeply grounded one, it naturally begins to calm down.
On call, we lend you our grounded, peaceful container so your body can finally remember how to drop the weight. Your system subconsciously anchors into our stability.
You leave the hour realizing that while your problem hasn't changed yet, the weight of it has. And you finally have the clarity to see the way out.
Who Is Holding Your Space? (The Guides)
We are Anya and Tanya, two women from Belarus and Egypt, colleagues and close friends, whose connection spans continents, even though we’ve never met in person.
We are professional coaches and somatic practitioners with different other skills, but in this space, we are your ultimate objective ear and a friendly support team.
We’ve survived the exact same dark rooms you are sitting in.
Tatiana/Tanya
My name is Tatiana. I'm 49, live in Cairo.
I am an Akashic Records specialist, and I organize personalized routes around Cairo based on your soul's deepest requests. In my work, I actively use EFT tapping, as well as somatic and breathing exercises.
I moved to Cairo from Moscow almost 4 years ago. My husband is Egyptian. The move was completely unplanned and unexpected, so adapting to a new country, an unfamiliar culture, and a different religion took quite some time.
My life journey has contained an incredible amount of stress, anxiety, loss, falls, and disappointments—none of which have made me truly happy. For many years, I have been searching for a way to create a light, joyful, and happy life.
I personally know how it feels when you experience: devastating divorce, raising a son as a single mother, quitting job at 49 to start my own business, having cancer among family members, loss of unborn children, physical abuse, infidelity, husband’s parallel family, financial hardship and bankruptcy, constant moves from place to place, excellent student syndrome and perfectionism, financial scam, a challenging process of separating from my son.
Anna/Anya
I'm 43. I'm a Wealth & Visibility SPA master for visionary entrepreneurs (which means somatic quantum coach).
My energetic blueprint is custom-built to be the vault for your heaviest stories:
Astrologically, my birth chart features a rare 12th House Stellium (6 planets, including my Sun and Moon), which means I am naturally wired to navigate the deep, unseen, and hidden waters of the human subconscious. I don’t panic when exposed to taboo, shocking, or dark truths. Secrets are completely safe with me.
Energetically, my Human Design shows 7 out of 9 centers defined, which means I am a powerful energetic anchor. I possess a highly fixed, grounded, and stable vitality. When you step into my Zoom space with your chaos, your body will naturally co-regulate with my stability.
I personally know how it feels when you experience: painful unexpected divorce, financial scam, having no money, not knowing what do I want to do for months, death of my deeply loved cats, infidelity, need to always look strong and capable, having a mental illness among family members, living in a dangerous political situation, my family member being imprisoned, going through a surgery, impostore syndrome.
The Ironclad Privacy Protocol
To ensure complete safety for our guests, we enforce three strict rules:
- No Paper Trail: Book under a pseudonym. We don’t need your real last name, your LinkedIn, or your background.
- No Audio or Video Recording: all recordings are disabled. What happens in our hour disappears the moment the call ends.
- The Global Vault: We are located in Belarus and Egypt. We are physically and socially entirely outside of your geographic, professional, and personal circle.
Pricing
Choose Your Session
The Single Vent Session
A private, uninterrupted 60-minute Zoom call. Total freedom to offload whatever is on your mind.
$110
The Transition Package (4 Sessions)
Four 60-minute sessions valid for 2 months. Perfect for those navigating the rocky, ongoing weeks of a fresh breakup, deep grief, or a major life transition.
$380
The Emergency/Late-Night
A dedicated "Night-Owl" or "Urgent Vent" slot if you need someone right now when your world is asleep.
$130
Please, before booking, send me quick DM to check availability:
WhatsApp +375 29 3298944
Telegram https://t.me/Anna_your_coach
Disclaimer/ Read Carefully
⚠️ OFF THE RECORD is an energetic, peer-to-peer active listening and consulting service designed for stress relief, perspective shifting, and cognitive offloading. It is entirely secular and non-clinical. Anna and Tatiana are professional coaches, but this service does not constitute licensed medical advice, clinical psychotherapy, psychiatric diagnosis, or crisis counseling.
Please note that this sanctuary has a zero-tolerance policy regarding illegal activities. While this is a non-judgmental space for your past mistakes, hidden shames, and personal secrets, we are strictly not here to listen to, support, or hold space for anyone planning, executing, or intending to commit any illegal acts, criminal activities, or actions that cause harm to other people, animals, or yourself. If any intent to harm others or commit a crime is disclosed during our session, the call will be terminated immediately, and no refund will be issued.
This is a strictly platonic, non-sexual professional space. Any form of harassment, inappropriate language, or sexual subtext will result in the immediate termination of the session without a refund.
If you are experiencing a severe mental health crisis, clinical depression, or thoughts of self-harm, please immediately contact your local emergency services or a dedicated professional crisis hotline.
You have spent weeks, months, or maybe even years keeping the truth locked away inside your body. It is exhausting.
Let the walls down. Let’s blow the heaviness away.